"Look, the Pie!"
Ancient proverb for defusing tense family situations

brow:

"i cant sleep"

"why"

BITCH IF I FUCKING KNEW, I WOULD’VE FIXED IT ALREADY AND GONE THE FUCK TO BED LIKE????

me  

cumber-kitty:

#joffrey being a seemingly good guy out of context

but can you imagine an au where joffrey isn’t a dickbag

me